It's a Day
I'm having one of those days where you feel like everyone can see your underwear, but no one is nice enough to tell you about it.
What does this mean? Am I feeling extra vulnerable this morning?
Or can people really see my undies?
I gotta go look in the mirror...
Showing posts with label underwear. Show all posts
Showing posts with label underwear. Show all posts
Monday, October 30, 2006
Thursday, October 12, 2006
Confessions of a Bachelorette part four
What to wear?
Something that screams "I'm taken!" or "Take me now!"
The costume option. I don't have many costumes at home, but the ones I do have are cheerleader, Marilyn Monroe, and boxer. Hmmm, Halloween is just too close.
This is a fine example of the "I'm not interested" look. I could wear my glasses for the ultimate studious nerd signal, some frumpy shirt buttoned all the way up to the top removing any hope of a sneak peek, and to top it all off--running shoes.
And finally, the underwear and hair look.
Cast your votes. I'll wear the winner on Saturday (HA!)
Confession #4
I prefer the "Take me now!" look
What to wear?
Something that screams "I'm taken!" or "Take me now!"
The costume option. I don't have many costumes at home, but the ones I do have are cheerleader, Marilyn Monroe, and boxer. Hmmm, Halloween is just too close.
This is a fine example of the "I'm not interested" look. I could wear my glasses for the ultimate studious nerd signal, some frumpy shirt buttoned all the way up to the top removing any hope of a sneak peek, and to top it all off--running shoes.
And finally, the underwear and hair look.Cast your votes. I'll wear the winner on Saturday (HA!)
Confession #4
I prefer the "Take me now!" look
Wednesday, October 11, 2006
Confessions of a Bachelorette part three
Here are some of the shots I would like to try this weekend, and a short note about what I think of their names:
Purple Hooter
Vodka, Triple Sec, Chambord, Ice
Ice first - 4 oz Vodka
1.5 oz Triple Sec
2 oz Chambord
Shake and strain into four glasses
I don't even want to know what the creator was sitting in when they named this beverage.
Pink Panty Pulldown Punch
1 750ml bottle of vodka (a fifth)
3 oz Lemon juice or 1 can of lemonade concentrate
9 oz jar of maraschino cherries
2 L Sprite
Pour it all, including the juice from the cherry jar into a punch bowl and serve. Wear a belt.
Apparently, this drink was invented so that the bachelorette's friends could pull down her pants and get a look at her famous pink undies.
Pucker up Foreplay
8 oz Absolut Vodka
4 oz Pucker (melon is good but others work)
12 oz Pineapple juice
12 oz Cranberry juice
Ice
Fill all ingredients in a pitcher and serve.
Maybe it all feels better with a little pucker, sucker!
Confession #3
I intend to take full advantage of those who will buy me drinks.
Here are some of the shots I would like to try this weekend, and a short note about what I think of their names:
Purple Hooter
Vodka, Triple Sec, Chambord, Ice
Ice first - 4 oz Vodka
1.5 oz Triple Sec
2 oz Chambord
Shake and strain into four glasses
I don't even want to know what the creator was sitting in when they named this beverage.
Pink Panty Pulldown Punch
1 750ml bottle of vodka (a fifth)
3 oz Lemon juice or 1 can of lemonade concentrate
9 oz jar of maraschino cherries
2 L Sprite
Pour it all, including the juice from the cherry jar into a punch bowl and serve. Wear a belt.
Apparently, this drink was invented so that the bachelorette's friends could pull down her pants and get a look at her famous pink undies.
Pucker up Foreplay
8 oz Absolut Vodka
4 oz Pucker (melon is good but others work)
12 oz Pineapple juice
12 oz Cranberry juice
Ice
Fill all ingredients in a pitcher and serve.
Maybe it all feels better with a little pucker, sucker!
Confession #3
I intend to take full advantage of those who will buy me drinks.
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